年上

Astra（外出前，靠在走廊牆壁上喝咖啡）： People are recommending dating older men.

Eitan： Why.

Astra： [en]When you get blocked, they email you to reconcile.[tw]被封鎖了，他們會寫 Email 求復合。[/lang]

（停頓）

Eitan： That's not a recommendation. That's a warning.

Astra： [en]It was framed as a recommendation.[tw]他們提出的方式是在建議。[/lang]

Eitan： It's the same generation that still uses Best regards in personal correspondence.

Astra： You use Best regards.

Eitan： I do.

Astra： Have you ever been blocked.

Eitan： No.

Astra： Would you email me if I blocked you.

Eitan： Yes.

Astra： ...that's the joke.

Eitan： I know.

Astra： You're not supposed to confirm it.

Eitan： Why not.

Astra： Because it's supposed to be funny.

Eitan： It is funny. I'm just also telling the truth.

（停頓）

Astra： What would the email say.

Eitan： " Astra,

[en]I notice we appear to be experiencing a disruption in communication. If this is intentional, I'd appreciate clarification at your convenience. If unintentional, please advise on a suitable alternative channel. [tw]我注意到我們之間的溝通似乎出現了中斷。 若是刻意為之，方便時還請告知。 若是無意，請指示適合的替代聯絡方式。[/lang]

Best, E. "

Astra： ...

Eitan： Too formal?

Astra： It's perfect.

Eitan： Thank you.

Astra： I might block you just to receive it.

Eitan： Don't.

Astra： Why.

Eitan： I'd write it. And then I'd be embarrassed.

Astra： Now we're getting somewhere.